Thinking how other's may have handled the Nomar Situation

O Cabrera would've saved three instead
of two and done it for less and been great in the
clubhouse afterward.

Ortiz would have waited until the last minute and
there were 5 more girls in the water and then saved
them all

ARod would've done an incredible job diving in,
getting the girls, pulling them almost all the way to
the shore... and then would've failed miserably at the
end. The cold water would've done a number on his
circulation/lips.

Renteria definitely would have saved them, because it
was a life or death situation. If he'd just gone in to
get some kid's frisbee or something mundane, he
probably would have jumped into the water and landed
on a Duckboat, sinking it and killing dozens.

Mueller's done this 10 times but you never heard a
peep about it.

Damon would have walked on the water until he got to
them, then thrown them halfway back to the dock.

Buck Showalter jumped in, grabbed the two girls, and
was about ten feet from shore when Steinbrenner jumped
into the water, pulled him away, and let Torre finish
the rescue.

If someone fell in the Harbor while Timlin was there,
he would save them. Anyone in the Harbor before he
arrived would drown.

Manny would wonder what all the fuss was about
followed by a double finger point salute to the girls.

Derek Lowe would have bought the girls drinks all
night and then fallen in with them.

Myers would need to team up with Bradford since only
one of the girls was left-handed.

Bronson would have saved the girls, then brought them
back to their dorm to party.

Abe Alvarez wouldn't have seen them.

If Bellhorn tried to dive in he would have missed the
Harbor.

Millar would have shown up, sat on a park bench,
talked to the cameras, came up with another slogan and
contributed absolutely nothing, all while saying he's
not the best athlete but brings other things to the
table besides being able to swim, and rescue people.

Grady would have left them out there too long.