Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Spam Mail

Hi Case,
I don't know what to do! I get about 200 emails a day now, and they're all from slim shy girls who have set up web cams for my personal enjoyment. If only I'd get my penis enlarged and working properly, I could take advantage of these offers, but alas, I'm too caught up in all the mortgage deals and really great investment opportunities. I think it's interfering with my job, which is to surf the internet for hours on end without interruption. Can we do something about this?
Kiera

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